Saturday, September 29, 2007

If Democrats had any brains, they'd be republicans?!

We welcome a new book to the APF book club. The latest in a series of incendiary work from the APF's greatest heel, Ann Coulter. The book is titled 'If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans'.

ann coulter black dressLike any good wrestler Ann is wearing her usual ring attire for the book cover, the patented black dress. The same outfit she's donned for previous covers and TV appearances. Its an outfit as iconic as Stone Cold Steve Austin's black trunks and black boots.

ann coulter black dress
Ann Coulter in a black dress
Ann gives us a teaser of some of her new catchphrases which are sure to get her heat from her detractors and cheers from her fans.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans (Randomhouse)
This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy."
• Hillary Clinton: "Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it."
• The environment: "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.'"
• Religion: "It's become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video."
• Global warming: "The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know it's ...64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!"
• Gun control: "Mass murderers apparently can't read, since they are constantly shooting up 'gun-free zones.'"
• Bill Clinton: "Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section."
• Illegal aliens: "I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do."
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2 comments:

Donald Douglas said...

Coulter's style is not my favorite, but I do tend to agree with a lot of what she says.

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punditfight said...

you're not alone. As seen in my latest post you'll see that she has been voted #2 as the most popular Right Wing pundit. In the past she has lost favor for her style. In 2007, after the dust has settled she enjoys great admiration from her peers.